
It is official I have a very talented fiancée. We take our dog Gary for a walk after work every day or when the weather permits. Yesterday on our walk, Ryan challenges me in a spitting contest.
R: Babe you think I can get my spit all the way to the water (the pond we walk around)
Me: Sure why not
R: You try to
Me: I can’t spit my mom taught me manners and it’s not proper for women to spit
Ryan then proceeds to spit and yes, it goes into the water! I then felt I wouldn’t be fair if I didn’t at least show him that I couldn’t spit. I proceeded to spit as hard as I can and nothing really came out. We then get to the other side of the lake and Ryan wants to show off his skills again and he bets me if he can spit over the fence. Of course, he tries and he makes it over. At Least I know if we ever lose our jobs, Ryan can enter spitting contest!
Haha! Maybe it's a baseball player thing! I once got in huge trouble for spitting off the top of a cathedral in France!
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